Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? It Was Her Job.

Piper announced at breakfast this morning that she’ll be attending college to become a wedding planning. Dr. Dad almost spit out his coffee. We’re not opposed to wedding planners. I’ve never actually met one, but it sounds like a worthy and fun service. We just have no idea where Piper got the idea.

“Or maybe I’ll be a veterinarian.”

Dr. Dad jumped at the chance. “That makes a lot of sense, Piper. You do love animals.”

“It’s true,” Piper said. “I like to pet every dog I meet.”

“And you’d be helping animals feel better.”

“I’ve got it!” Piper said, switching careers again, “I’m going to be a chicken!”