Piper, CEO

“Mom, I’m going to need you to schedule a meeting.”

“A meeting? You mean like a playdate?”

Piper rolled her eyes. “No, I mean a meeting. With Madeline. We have club business to discuss.”

“Alright. I’ll schedule some time at the end of the week.”

“Yes. That will do. And we’ll need snacks.”

“Playdate…er…Meeting. Snacks. Got it.” I wrote my instructions down on my notepad like the dutiful administrative assistant I clearly am.

“Blueberry muffins. Seaweed. Cantaloupe. Lemonade. Did you write that down?”

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9 thoughts on “Piper, CEO

  1. Mark said if one didn’t know Piper they would think you were making this up. But we have heard these types of exchanges without own ears. What a one-of-a-kind character she really is.

  2. Awesome! My daughter is the same way except that she has grown tired of waiting for me to fulfill my administrative duties and has taken to writing notes to her friends with her contact information so their parents can call me to arrange “meetings”.

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