When you send a Piper upstairs to get dressed in the morning, you have to be specific. “Go get dressed!” could mean anything. Piper gets distracted along the way. Pirates coerce her to join their marauding ways. Visiting aliens might attack. There may be kittens involved, even though we don’t have pets. But she will put on actual clothes. The task will be done. Just probably not to your expectation. Again, we may have a management problem.
Here is Piper’s idea of “getting dressed” yesterday morning.
“I’m ready to go, Mom! Today, I’m a cowgirl. And I’m saucy!”
piperism 
In her defense, she does have on a matching set of bottoms with her purple top. The other accessories are just enhancements to emphasize the sauciness of her cowgirl persona. I love it!
True. True. She’s lucky to have you as her lawyer, Reagan. And to further embarrass myself, that cowgirl dance costume she is donning was mine in my 1st grade tap recital. Who says you never wear those things again?
I’d wear this.
And you’d totally rock it.
That is saucy alright.