When you send a Piper upstairs to get dressed in the morning, you have to be specific. “Go get dressed!” could mean anything. Piper gets distracted along the way. Pirates coerce her to join their marauding ways. Visiting aliens might attack. There may be kittens involved, even though we don’t have pets. But she will put on actual clothes. The task will be done. Just probably not to your expectation. Again, we may have a management problem.
Here is Piper’s idea of “getting dressed” yesterday morning.
“I’m ready to go, Mom! Today, I’m a cowgirl. And I’m saucy!”