“Mom, I think I need a haircut!”

“Really, Piper? How come? I thought you wanted to grow it out like Rapunzel.”

“This morning when I was sitting on the toilet I leaned by head way back and I could touch the water with my hair. I could also do that when I leaned way forward.”

“You really shouldn’t do that, P. It’s toilet water.”

“Yeah. I figured you were going to say that.”