“Mom, I think I need a haircut!”
“Really, Piper? How come? I thought you wanted to grow it out like Rapunzel.”
“This morning when I was sitting on the toilet I leaned by head way back and I could touch the water with my hair. I could also do that when I leaned way forward.”
“You really shouldn’t do that, P. It’s toilet water.”
“Yeah. I figured you were going to say that.”
piperism 
hmmmmm….Piper is wise–she should have her hair cut
Exactly. She’ll be losing six inches after school today.
Eww… hopefully Piper flushed prior to leaning her head way back.
Eww is right, Beth. I asked the same question regarding flushing. Piper deflected it. “At least I washed my hands, Mom.” At least.
“Ok. It works when i lean my head in one direction. What happens in the other direction?” Do i detect a budding scientist.
Yes, but don’t scientists wear protective clothing? A tutu doesn’t fight much bacteria.