We were downtown last weekend visiting Grumpy Naked Guy and drove by a park where a soup kitchen was serving a meal. The line for food was long and in Piper world, that must mean something good.

“What’s the big line for?” she asked.

“It looks like they’re feeding people,” I said.

“Why are they feeding people?”

“Because they’re hungry,” I explained.

“I’d like a chocolate milkshake, please.”