Grumpy Naked Guy lives in a corner of the Hirshhorn Museum in Downtown D.C.
Piper may be his biggest fan.
She does wonder sometimes why he’s so darn grumpy. That he’s enormous and nude doesn’t phase a Piper at all.
“Why’s Grumpy Naked Guy so grumpy?” Piper asked.
“Maybe because he forgot his underwear?” Daddy suggested.
“Nah. That’s not it.”
“Maybe he’s cold?” I said.
“Nope. Naked isn’t so cold.” Piper does speak from experience.
She studied Grumpy Naked Guy some more. You really can’t help but stare. Especially in certain parts.
“Maybe he just doesn’t like modern art,” Piper finally concluded.