You may remember that the Piper isn’t a fan of preschool.
I thought we’d made progress. We’ve moved from screaming fits to benign loathing. Sometimes, though, her discontent at the injustice of daycare seeps through and the truth comes out, even in animal form.
What kind of a writing prompt is that anyway? Poor Kitty.
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piperism 
Poor cat. Stuck in the daycare box. I hope this is the cover of her autobiography. The one describing the horrors of her youth.
Poor Kitty. Poor, poor Piper. What kind of a mother sends her kid to preschool for four hours every day? It’s clear abuse.
Maybe the problem is that the Piper’s Daycare has a commode and a litter box in their bathtub.
Poor Piper. What kind of a mom sends her kid to a place like that and pays a small fortune for it?