You Can Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime…Except if You’re Naked

It’s come to this. I thought Piper’s nudity problem was adorable. It saves me a lot of laundry. Not everyone in our house has been enjoying her exhibitionist ways, though. This morning, Sissy posted these new rules. Note the specificity of #1:

No Naked Bottoms! That changes everything. I do appreciate the exception that Sissy has made for changing. It’s very reasonable to expect a naked bottom or two during dressing. Do try to keep those nude parts off the furniture and floor. For obvious reasons. The tone is appropriate but firm. I’m definitely going to follow these rules. I want to avoid the consequence of rule #5 for sure. No one likes a “cranky Isabelle.”

Now we’ll just need to teach Piper to read cursive soon.

12 thoughts on “You Can Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime…Except if You’re Naked

  1. Isabelle is firm, but kind. Totally respectable. Wow. This list makes me want to fold laundry and do dishes on the off-chance Isa stops by… so I’d better get on that. Send her my love, please!

  2. Holy majoly I love that list. Number 1: I love lists. Number 2: I might’ve made such a list when I was Sissy’s age. Number 3: “Someone” sure is coming in and leaving wet towels, clothes, and bathing suits in her room, but she sure is understanding when “someone” comes in and stays.

    • Sissy is generous with her room, but she likes to keep it neat. She doesn’t like to make her bed, though, so she sleeps in the bunk beds in Piper’s room. Then she walks next door to her own room every morning and voila, it’s clean. She’s got it all figured out.

  3. Sounds like she is trying to do her part in conserving water, and trying to save wear and tear on washer and dryer. Very thoughtful piper

    • She is, isn’t she? Reminds me of the time when Sissy was little and I taught her the days of the week because I noticed that seven days worth of laundry only included three pairs of underwear. Ooops. I’m just begging for the laundry.

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