Have you read A Tale of Two (or Three) Giraffes Part 1?
Here’s part 2:
This afternoon I cleaned out Piper’s backpack. We were searching for her homework, which she likes to stuff really far down in various pockets in hopes that I won’t find it and make her do it. Nice try.
Buried deep down in there were the giraffes magnets that were recently confiscated by Piper’s teacher from the thieving, evil first grader who stole them from Piper’s locker.
Except. Piper had two giraffe magnets. And now we have…
“Piper, why do you now have three giraffe magnets?” I asked. “You only had two before.”
“Ugh oh,” Piper said, “maybe I stole HIS giraffe magnet! I’M the thief!”
Don’t worry, dear readers. Piper will be returning the giraffe magnet to the innocent, evil first grade boy first thing tomorrow.