Part 1: There was a crime spree at Piper’s school last week. At least, according to Piper.
“Mom! A little boy stole my giraffe magnet!”
“How do you know?” I asked.
“I saw it in his locker. I was walking by in the hallway and I saw MY giraffe magnet in HIS locker.”
Piper told her teacher. The teacher gathered information and investigated the crime scene. Then she helped Piper retrieve the evidence. And they decided that maybe Piper shouldn’t bling out her locker with such cool stuff. Piper agreed and packed up her locker mirror, pictures of Sissy, magnetic notepads, and giraffe magnets. No reason to leave the good stuff in plain view when there are elementary school thugs roaming the halls.
“Who was the boy?” I asked.
“Some first grader,” Piper said. “Those first graders are all evil.”
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ha ha – no more locker bling
I’m guessing Sissy helped Piper trick her locker out. She’s probably the only kindergartner with locker bling.
They are until you are a first grader.
Excellent point, Jillian. The view from first grade will look much different. I’ll bet all the second graders will turn evil then.