“Piper, you really should close the curtains before you change your clothes.”
“It’s okay, Mom. I’ve only got niblets.”
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“There’s a big storm on the way, Piper. We may lose power.”
“I’ll eat all the ice cream if you want me to, Mom. Would that be helpful?”
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“What did you do at school today, Piper?”
“I chased Andrew. Pretended to do my school work. And tried to take a nap when I went to the bathroom. Same as always.”
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I’ll eat all the ice cream if you want me to — I just love Piper!
She’s always so helpful.
It’s okay, Piper….I still only have Niblets, too. hahaha!
“Same as always.” Oh, to be a Piper. 😉