We caught Sissy reading a parenting magazine at breakfast yesterday. “Anything good in there?” I asked.
Sissy glanced over the top of the magazine. “You really should be teaching me this stuff, you know.” Which is probably true. But why bother when I can just have her read it herself? She doesn’t seem to need fixing to me.
Piper, too, got into the unsolicited parenting advice business tonight.
“Mom,” she began, “if I wrote a parenting book, I’d say…Step One: Be nice to your kid. Step Two: If they’re hurt, just hold them. Step Three: If they want something, give it to them after dinner. Step Eight: If they break something or ruin your favorite things and you get mad, pat them on the head and say you’re sorry. Step Five: If they want books, say yes.”
Whew. That’s a rather clear and concise parenting manual. I have to wonder if Step Four, Six, and Seven were key, though.
A few minutes later, Piper’s parenting plot was revealed. “Did I mention that there was a book fair at school next week?”
Interesting reading material.
Piper teaches me more and more every day.
I always said yes to books for my boys and they knew this and took advantage but I did not care
The answer is always yes to books. I love when they bring me those Weekly Readers with penciled circles around the books they NEED and WANT to read. I play a little hard to get, but I’m pleased as punch.
smart mom – make them want it even more!