Who hates Whole Foods? Piper. She thinks the entire store is conspiring against her. “It’s so cold!” she complained as we shopped. “Why do they make it so cold?”
“I’m guessing because they want to keep the food fresh,” I suggested.
“No. They want me cold. This store hates me.”
“I really don’t think it’s personal, Piper.”
We let Piper and Sissy pick out their own dinners from the food bar. As we were eating, Sissy asked if Piper liked the pizza. “It’s really tasty,” Piper admitted, “but I still don’t like this place.”
“How can you dislike an entire store? Just look at my yummy salad,” Sissy said.
“Whole Foods doesn’t like me either,” Piper said.
“I’m not sure they know you, P”
“Oh, they do.”
“But you hate everything,” Sissy said.
Piper thought for a minute. Then agreed. “That’s true. I do.”