Piper told us at dinner last night that she’d heard THE “f” word. Kids at school are saying it. Her teacher is discouraging it but it seems to be contagious.
“First Kayla said it,” Piper said. “Mrs. A warned her. Kayla did it again. BIG trouble!”
“What happened then?” Sissy asked.
“Nate said it, too. Mrs. A told him not to say it again.”
“Did Mrs. A say the ‘f’ word when she told them not to say it?” Daddy asked.
“No. She didn’t have to. Everyone knows the ‘f’ word.”
“What is it, Piper?”
“Fart.”
piperism 
Ooooooooh! She said it! Did you wash her mouth out with soap?
Oooooooh! I could probably parent better if I wasn’t giggling so much.
my sons will still not let me live down the fact that I taught them that fart was a swear word and their friends made fun of them when they were in public school
I think that’s the same battle Piper’s kindergarten teacher is fighting. It may be an uphill one.