We sat down last night with our fried “chips” for the Opening Ceremonies and spoke in our worst British accents, of course. Piper had a lot of questions. Let’s face it. When it comes to the Olympics, we all do.
“I know what my Olympic sport would be,” Piper said.
“What?”
“Jumping.”
“Like pole vault jumping or ski jumping?” I asked.
“No. Like kitchen tile jumping. I can jump over three tiles before I smash my head into the wall. I’d totally win because I practice so much!”
At the very least, she’d metal.
piperism 
I think they should make “extreme reading” a sport – then I would have half a chance–I definitely would not win in tile jumping
Oh, I love it. We could have “extreme reading” old-school with an actual book and then another heat for “nook reading.” I’m training hard.
I like that – and I like the idea of “training”
I think Piper will get a kick out of this. It’s one of my favorite Ze Frank episodes of The Show: http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/11/111406.html
I like how she knows her limits. 3 tiles MAX! Or there will be head-smashing.
If there were an Olympic sport for hurting yourself, Piper would take home the gold. For sure.