Sometimes Piper is anti everything. It’s part of her charm. She comes by it honestly.
Last weekend on our road trip back from the beach, we stopped off in Colonial Williamsburg for lunch. As a history major, I’ve always wanted to see it: the historic buildings, actors dressed in colonial garb, carriage rides, battlefields. So cool!
“Look at that old building! Gosh that’s old!” I said.
“I hate old,” Piper responded.
“How can you hate old? All that history!”
“I hate history.”
“Oh! Look at those people dressed up as colonisits! Can you imagine living like that?”
“I hate colonists.”
Bah Humbug.
Reminds me of the time my family drove to Truman’s house for a tour and I refused to get out of the car. Because I was reading Truman’s biography and couldn’t stop. It made perfect sense at the time.
piperism 
The acorn does not fall too far from the tree – or whatever the heck that saying is. Piper sounds so true to form and honest.
You’re right. She’ll need lots of therapy. It’s entirely my fault 🙂
you are funny
Could you please make a TV show? That would be great, I could see all the Piperisms acted out!
Yes. I’ll get right to work on that. How about a live Piper cam?