Now that Star of the Week is over, we can move on to sorting out the really important things in life. Here’s a backseat conversation between Piper and her Daddy from the ride to ballet:

“Question! Who would win in a fight with an alligator and a shark?” Piper asked.

“Probably an alligator,” Daddy answered. “I think alligators are stronger.”

“But what would they be fighting about anyway?”

“I don’t know, Piper. What would they be fighting about?” Ah, reverse psychology. Nice move, honey.

“You said most people fight about girls or land, Daddy. It’s gotta be a girl.”

“Then the alligator would win the girl from the shark, I suppose.”

“That’s good. Sharks shouldn’t get the girls.”

If you really want to know the outcome, click here to see the actual match of a Crocodile vs Shark.