Most four-year-olds have questions. Instead, Piper has answers. At dinner tonight she explained what she learned from watching Bambi about how deer have babies.
“Well, it’s complicated, really,” Piper began. “You need some water. Then you shove some hooves into the mama deer’s belly. Then, you add the water. Voila.”
“So, it’s like those foam pellets that expand in the water and become toys?”
“Exactly,” she confirmed. “Stop laughing at me, Sissy!”
Sissy, who actually knows how deer have babies, couldn’t help herself.
My partner couldn’t resist, either. “What does the buck do?”
“He just waits on top of the mountain. What else would he do?”
I’m certainly not going to answer that one.
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That’s certainly how I understood it! Making a fawn is a lot like making Shake N Bake.
Perfect! Isn’t that how the baby in your tummy was made? Shake N Bake would make an awful cute nickname. Thanks for reading!
“What else would he do?” That’s a can of worms if I’ve ever seen one.
I needed a Do-over button to get out of that one. Thanks for reading!
ummm, like the first grade class who asked me how dogs have babies…ummm, ask your mommies & daddies…now I can just send ’em to Piper…awesome!
Yikes! I’d be terrified of what Piper may teach them. I think you’re wise to send them to their higher powers, Barbara.
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