Piper and Siri had a little misunderstanding last night. It’s hard to clearly communicate with a supposedly intelligent personal assistant on your Daddy’s iphone.

“Siri, do you know who Paty Kerry is?” Piper asked.

“No. I don’t,” Siri replied.

“Siri, do you live in a hole?” Daddy questioned.

“We were talking about you not me,” Siri said.

“Piper, would you like to look at music aps?” Siri offered. Piper recently reprogrammed Siri so that she only speaks to Piper, even when she’s talking to her rightful owner.

“No,” Piper said, “I don’t like music aps. That sounds boring.”

“Piper, I don’t know what no I don’t like music aps that sounds boring is, would you like me to search the web for it?” Siri asked.

That made Piper and Sissy roll with laughter. Siri doesn’t understand the giggles.

“Piper,” Siri said, “what can I help you with?”

“You haven’t been that helpful at all, Siri,” Piper said.

Siri apologized.