You might remember Piper’s obsession with Jack Handy’s Deep Thoughts. Lately, she’s been writing her own. Here’s one she made up at breakfast yesterday.

(I should also mention that Piper’s Daddy had jury duty this week. It was a robbery case. ‘Burglar’ is Piper’s favorite new word.)

“When I think of burglars, I think of burgers. And then I think ‘yum.'”

Come on. Admit it. She’s adorable, isn’t she? Funny, too. Unless you’re a burger.