I’ve done my best to scare my kids away from smoking. I may have told them a few stories about wrinkles and bad breath. “Mommy, have you ever smoked?” Piper asked.
I haven’t. I could be honest on this one. Whew.
“No. I haven’t smoked, P,” I answered.
“That’s why your skin is so smooth. You’re so pretty,” Piper crooned. I didn’t stop her.
“Thanks, honey. You also must always, always, always wear sunscreen. That keeps away the wrinkles, too.”
“I promise to never smoke and to always wear scumscreen,” Piper said. “You’re skin is so smooth,” she continued, rubbing her tiny palms on my face. “Except for your neck.”