In the pool this afternoon, we taught Piper the game “Two Truths and a Lie.” You’ve probably played some version of it. The rules are rather obvious. Piper caught on quick. Let’s see if you can guess which one is the lie.
“Okay. Okay. I’ve got mine,” Piper said. “I’ve had my face painted a lot and I mean a lot. I got four ant bites at camp. And I have twenty legs.”
Tough, isn’t?
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Heeeeeee. I like that when she says “a lot,” she means, “A LOT.”
Piper really is an “a lot” kind of kid. Extreme Piper, always.