We were driving downtown last weekend, and Piper saw a statue of George Washington off in the distance. George’s lack of modesty caused Piper to launch into the following lecture.
“Naked isn’t funny. You can see other people’s private parts. Other people’s private parts aren’t funny. When I get out of the bath, I don’t laugh. George Washington needs to put some clothes on.”
Naked isn’t funny. Or is it?
piperism 
Piper, you are right. Naked is gross.
Piper is always right. I just do whatever she tells me to, even if it means being a nevernude.
well, it’s kind of funny
It really is. Naked is just funny. Especially mooning. That’s hilarious.