Either Piper is very bad at the telephone game or she’s hard of hearing or kindergarten is indeed a very strange place. Here are Piper’s contributions last night to the dinner conversation:

“Michael’s mom wants to change his name to Lily.”

“Really?”

“Yep, that’s what he said. I don’t know if that means he’ll be a girl or a boy now.”

“Daniel’s parents are from the past.”

“The past? Like way in the past?”

“Yep, that’s what he said. They’re hundreds of years old.”

“Our teacher times us doing our work. She only gives us thirty seconds to do each activity.”

“Wow. That’s not much time.”

“I know. It stresses me.”

“Did you know you can grow a lima bean out of your ear?”

“Are you sure?”

“Absolutely. There’s one growing in mine right now.”